Kuroshitsuji II 07 - Troll Party

Buckle your seat belt and prepare yourself, it's a crazy ride ahead!!

Summary:
Alois invites Ciel to a private ball to make up for the screwed-up costume party. Ciel attends and agrees to have Sebby duel a Dance Macabre with Claude in order to kick Alois' ass and pawn him. What happens? Everything is chaoticly ridiculous. From the demon triplets to the creepy maid and finally the food fight, Ciel lures Alois away from the fighting butlers to finish Alois himself. The shotas end up dueling in a room and Alois owns Ciel by pinning the latter on the floor. However, Ciel stabs Alois in the stomach and the butlers finally sense that something ain't right and rush to the scene.

As both butlers intend to rush over to their masters' sides, Ciel stops Sebby from approaching him, and weirdly Claude disobeys Alois' order to save him. Alois begs for his life but Ciel remains firm and tries to slash Alois. Claude snaps and stops Ciel in time. A slap from Ciel leaves Ciel's own blood on Claude's face, after having a lick at the blood, Claude goes into coma and remains frozen on the spot until Sebby declares that they are leaving the Trancy household. Claude sends the dancing Sebby holding Ciel in his hands while ignoring his blood-coughing and gibberish-speaking master.

End of story, now lets move on to the epic fails of the episode.

Epic Fail No.1: Triplets Satay
Stuck on the statue.
Putting the spear that's sticking through their heads like a satay stick, the triplets are actually swaying, yes it's normal according to the law of physics, but how ridiculous can it get?

Epic Fail No.2: Hiding Weapons Between Your Boobs
Her boobs can hide two guns, WOWTHAT'SFRIGGINGAMAZING.

Epic Fail No.3: Pulling Out a Gatling Gun From Your Dress
How the hell did she work and hide that humongous thing under her skirt?
Good question indeed.

Epic Fail No.4: Not exactly a fail, it's just that it has the fail effect
After Spinzaku's kick, we now have the Claudokick that's so awesome that an enormous chunk of stone can fly from one end to another.

Epic Fail No.5: Over-Synchronised Triplets
Epic win of the episode? No wait there's more.
But still, this is one of the most ridiculous scene in episode 7. Can't they pull out the spear from their heads?? Or are they doing this on for comedy purpose?

Epic Fail No.6: Spider's Eye
Punishment for not paying attention to your work.
Geez, these demons are so childish!!!

Epic Fail No.7: Food Fight
And just when we think they can't get any worse, they started a food fight.

Epic Fail No.8: Magic Time
Oh how splendid. Claude just pulled out a sword from Hannah's mouth.

Epic Fail No.9: Ouch
Crazy shotas duel ends with a twist. Yes ouch it hurts.

Epic Fail No.10: Wrong Number
Hey Claude, that's an direct order to Sebby not you!!! Why the hell are you even paying attention to it???

Epic Fail No.11: Seduction from a Bleeding Shota
Your seduction ain't working on Ciel you dummy, go get Claude to save you now!!!

Epic Fail No.12: SLAPPED
Pfffffffft.
AhahahahahahahhalookatClaude'sface!!!!!!
Slapping in motion ftw.
I loled so hard that I literally rolled on the floor.
Repeating the scene for a zillion times to get the shot really paid off.

Epic Fail No.13: Tongue Movement
Ah Claude you are so not elegant!!!! Do you know it's very disturbing???

Epic Fail No.14: Shock and Horror
Uh, Ciel's blood can cause heart-attack.

Epic Fail No.15: Slow Recovery
And Claude remains in shock as if he'd just seen God's face.

Epic Fail No.16: Put Me Down
How very girly of Ciel.

Epic Fail No.17: Dancing Butler
Yes, dance to your pleasure.
Anyway, dying or not no one gives a damn to Alois.

Epic Fail No.18: BLOOOOOOD
Errr, vomiting blood and speaking Latin or Maoi or gibberish won't get you Claude's attention, you're just making the fans going all 'wth-is-he-mumbling-about'.

Enough trolling around, my stomach is aching like hell.
Up next is our cute and psycopath-to-be- Alois!!! Triple yay for the cuteness and mystery unveiled!!! After listening to Alois' last sentence in this episode, I just feel so sad for him seeing him looking so insecure and hopeless at the same time... Any chance of a happy ending for him? I certainly hope so.

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